what-if-i-was-funny: sawmuchded: theprincessdiana: can you paint with all the colors of the wind alright picasso calm down literal LOL
gunandanchor: oyewiththepoodlesalready: imaweepingangelofthelord: sylphofsugarplums: couldaughter: couldaughter: anne hathaway throws her calculus homework on the floor in disgust anne mathaway anne hathaway pushes her bathtub down the stairs anne bathaway anne hathaway throws her money in the garbage anne cashaway anne hathaway runs away from something anne dashaway anne...
Victoria' Secret Fashion Show
Fuck these bitches.
berlitz: when u start having a good convo and then u say something awkward/embarassing This is my new best thing.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Reddit: I give you a hamburger.
Cows: The shit you go through.
Top Gear: You have two cows. One dies, so you tie it to the roof of your Camaro.
If my light never shined on you again, would your world be dark? Would you forget about me, or hold me in your heart? If you could never hold my hand? Would you be sad if you never saw me again? That thing inside your chest, does it beat for me? Or would you rather have it beat for just my memory? Take care, my friend, of your own heart. Throw caution to the wind. Else your heart might...
Thank you for getting hot again. ~Everyone
askarsswedishmeatballs: anberlyn: this rapper named ollie montaine wrote a rap song named swag like eric northman. LAWD “FRESH UP OUT THE OCEAN, WETTER THAN A DOLPHIN” LAWD Two words: Hot. Mess.
comeonerleen asked: He's in the 'first' season that was made by Sky (british tv)... the 'second' season is from another studio I think and he dies in the 1st episode...
debbieneedstostrut: i’d like an explanation directly from netflix as to why none of the olsen sister’s movies or tv shows are on there. Also why no season 2 of The Walking Dead. Those fucksticks.